Scratch that -- no news. Just Buster in a peacoat.

If only this info had been sitting on Obama's lecturn...

Remember Anzac the joey and Peggy the wombat, the marsupial orphans who were rescued and became besties?

Now they've got a third lil pal -- meet Cupcake the swamp wallaby, who like her pals, was orphaned when a car accident took mom.

The trio, who live at Australia's Wildabout Wildlife Rescue Center, all are about 4 to 5 months old.

This creepy vest hugs you when you get a "like" on Facebook.

Even worse? It was created by a team of stupid smart people at MIT.

Salt and pepper can pack their bags and go. It's the time of the season of Doritos.

[Frank Reber]