In a shocking piece of not-news that's rocking the waves of the celeb internet today, Renee Zellweger is revealed to be both: 1. A Real Human Being who occasionally ages like Real Human Beings Do and 2. A Grown Adult Woman who probably had some work done on her face.
In the wake of these startling revelations, we will provide a reproduction of the poster to the hit film Bridget Jones's Diary for reference:
For the first time in the BBC's history, this music video aired simultaneously on every one of its television channels and radio stations to promote the launch of BBC Music. Profits from the single of this packed Beach Boys cover will go to the BBC Children in Need charity.
Following a benefit concert for a Seattle group looking to raise the minimum wage, Tom Morello and his party were denied entrance to the 5 Point Cafe. After blasting out his complaints on social media, the owner of 5 Point came back around on Facebook with a burn that some astronomers say you can see from orbit:
Or as some might put it, "** you, I won't do what you tell me."