Early Bird Special: 'Tis the season for a quadruple bypass: Charles Phoenix of Cherpumple fame unveils his latest culinary monstrosity -- "Frosty the Cheeseball Man."

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Cake Turducken of the Day: Humorist Charles Phoenix's time-honored contribution to the culinary arts -- The Cherpumple (CHERry, PUMpkin, and apPLE pies stuffed inside a cake) -- as interpreted by professional pastery chef David Lowery.

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