Touché of the Day

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Touché of the Day
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R&B singer Chris Brown apparently shut down his Twitter account last night after getting involved in a heated exchange with Houston-based comedian Jenny Johnson. The feud began when Johnson took a snappy jab at Brown's one of many self-obsessive, worthless remarks (shown left) about his aging look, provoking a series of embarrassingly inarticulate tirades from the hotheaded 23-year-old singer and his Twitter fanbase #TeamBreezy. Head over to BetaBeat for more details on this exchange.

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day

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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day
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From a CNN iReport:

At the most recent Pep Rally for Waverly High School, located in Waverly NY…three white students were to perform a skit in black face, depicting Chris Brown and Rhianna most notibly. In this skit they would display acts of domestic violence as satire to an audience that included not only students but parents, faculty, and various members of the media and community leaders. None of them stopped the skit.

Kids these days. (Also, the faculty, and the parents, the classmates defending the skit...)

WTF Chris Brown?! of the Day

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Chris Brown is in love with two people and is having a rough time... so he thought this batsh-t confessional video would help?

I'm stressed out. That's just real sh-t man, I'm stressed out... When you share history with somebody and then you fall in love with somebody else it's kind of difficult. ... I don't wanna hurt either or. I'm not trying [to] be a player... I just care. Too much sometimes.

(Not Safe For Work -- language.)

Moar music humor over at Music FAILS!

Oh No He Didn't of the Day

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Oh No He Didn't of the Day
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Chris Brown is keeping it classy with a new neck tattoo of a woman's banged-up face -- which naturally, he claims isn't an homage to his ex Rihanna, and the beating he gave her after the 2009 Grammys.

[nydn]

Chris Brown Offends Everyone Tour of the Day

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Chris Brown just can't catch a break. Despite somehow still having legions of fans and tons of money, he never quite escapes that one thing he's known for (and with good reason). So it's no real surprise that people with common sense are still highly critical of him. Now, Brown is catching heat for a dog breeding/puppy selling site that he started as his side job.

PETA, as well as a host of other animal-friendly organizations, are taking shots at Brown for breeding pit bulls and selling them at a premium price, when there are pit bulls that are in need of being adopted. Says SpcaLA president Madeline Bernstein:

There is no reason to breed and produce more pit bull puppies when there are pit puppies waiting for homes in every shelter in America.

For his part, Brown's reps have said that the puppies are not being bred and that they are the offspring of his family's dogs, and the site is now empty. Still, the internet needs a record of Brown's bad decisions, if only to create a large archive of stupidity for everyone to read.

[inquisitr]

How About That of the Day

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How About That of the Day
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Personal emails obtained by Syrian opposition activists from two secret accounts over a period of nine months are said to have been penned by Syrian president Bashar al-Assad and his wife, Asma.

Among the many things they reveal -- a duplicitous attitude towards promised reforms, detailed advice from Iran on handling the uprisings, and extravagant jewellery and furniture purchases -- is perhaps the most enlightening piece of intel about Assad's personality: He's a Chris Brown fan.

According to The Guardian, which has poured over the thousands of emails, the Syrian tyrant used a secret iTunes account to purchase his very own copy of Chris Brown's hit single "Look at Me Now."

Other songs that tickled Assad's fancy: "Don't Talk Just Kiss" by Right Said Fred, "Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order, and "God Gave Me You" by Blake Shelton, which Assad forwarded to his wife.

Perhaps the most telling song in Assad's iTunes arsenal, however, is LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It," which he bought back in January.

He is also on record as having purchased Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which clearly speaks to his inner Voldemort. 

[guardian.]

Grammys: A Shame, A Stain

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Grammys: A Shame, A Stain
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Grammys: Sasha Pasulka already said everything that needs to be said about this, but it bears repeating again forever.

[andylevy.]