Punch Line of the Day: Times of India, the world's most widely circulated English-language newspaper, published this terribly tasteless joke involving singer Chris Brown and his 2009 physical ass

Fauxpology of the Day: Red Eye "ombudsman" Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown for calling him out on punching a woman in the face, but something tells me he's not really all that sorry.

[reddit.]

Squeaky Clean Cover of the Day: Berklee graduates Amy Heidemann and Nick Noonan of the Boston-based outfit Karmin clean up Chris Brown's Busta Rhymes/Lil Wayne collab "Look at Me Now."

inb4 Nicki Minaj.

[thd.]

Follow Up of the Day: Chris Brown appeared on BET's 106 & Park yesterday, and took the opportunity to apologize for his GMA smash-and-dash. Brown said he is "disappointed in the way I acted," but that he had to release "the anger that I had inside of me," adding that -- d

When Celebs Attack of the Day: Chris Brown went on this morning's Good Morning America to talk about his new album. Naturally, the Rihanna incident was brought a number of times, much to Brown's chagrin. Following the interview, things apparently took a turn for the belligerent, as Brown, still incensed by Robin Roberts' line of questioning,