Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou's little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

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Crank Call of the Day: Convincing a telemarketer they called 9-1-1 is the new "please take me off this list."

[tommabe / vvv.]

Big Deal of the Day: When gonzo journalist Ian Murphy of the Buffalo Beast (best known for its annual 50 Most Loathsome People in America list) read Democratic Wisconsin state Sen. Tim Carpenter's complaint that Gov. Scott Walker wasn't returning phone calls, he wondered aloud who would be able to get through to him at a time like this.

He settled on billionaire David Koch, and