Parents These Days of the Day: 15-year-old puts up normal teenage Facebook post bashing her parents for making her work too hard, dad reacts by posting a video response to her grievances on her Facebook page. (Make sure to stick around until the end for the video's dramatic conclusion.)

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Justice Is Blind Not Deaf of the Day: Willie Nelson, who was recently busted with six ounces of marijuana at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, received an unusual plea bargain offer from Hudspeth County attorney Kit Bramblett: No jail time and a small fine in exchange for performing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” in court.

"It’s the judge’s decision whether or not to approve it, but that’s what I would offer," Mr. Bramblett

Crime And Punishment of the Day: A Brazilian man who fell asleep during a screening of the Yogi Bear movie at a theater in São José do Rio Preto woke up to find himself locked in.

Luckily, an employee was able to come by and let him out. Unluckily, a news crew got there first.

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