Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day

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Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Last week, police in Sweetwater, Florida arrested 18-year-old Guadalup Valdes and 32-year-old Yamil Sarabia for stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor's yard and putting them up in their own yard, one block away.

Authorities were on the lookout for another possible accomplice,

New Twist On Old Excuse of the Day

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New Twist On Old Excuse of the Day: A man in Pennsylvania didn't just use the old "my mom died" excuse to get out of work -- he went the extra mile by having an obituary for his very-much-alive mother published in a local paper.

Randy Bartley, editor of Brookville's Jeffersonian Democrat, said relatives called the paper to inform him that the Scott Bennett's mom had be

PROTIP of the Day

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PROTIP of the Day: If you're going to mug someone, make sure they're not mixed-martial artists.

Better still -- don't mug people.

24-year-old Anthony Miranda, a convicted felon, was arrested and charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm after a botched attempt to mug an unidentified vict

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day

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Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: A man aboard a Delta plane en route to Boston from Salt Lake City was arrested upon arrival for allegedly viewing child porn on his laptop during the flight.

A fellow flyer reportedly spotted 47-year-old first class passenger Grant Smith looking at pornographic images of children, and inf

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day

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Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: "Groundhog Day Bank Robber" Charles Burnett earned his nicknamed after holding up the same bank three days in a row.

Burnett showed up at the Sovereign branch in downtown NYC Monday morning and left with $2,258. The following day, Burnett arrived at 10:54 AM and collected an additional $14,000.

On the third day, af

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead of the Day

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Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead of the Day: Two Denver men were arrested and charged with abusing a corpse, criminal impersonation, and identity theft after taking their deceased friend out for a night on the town, Weekend At Bernie's-style.

According to court records, Robert Young and Mark Rubinson rode around in a car with Jeffrey Jarrett's body, stopping at a couple of restaura

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day

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Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: A man in a full-body Gumby costume was caught on CCTV cameras attempting to hold up a San Diego 7-Eleven.

According to police, the would-be robber told the clerk he was being robbed, fumbled for a weapon, dropped 27 cents, and left.

The clerk, who described the perp to police as "a green Sponge