Domestic Disturbance of the Day

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Domestic Disturbance of the Day
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Domestic Disturbance of the Day: A Garden Grove woman was arrested Monday after allegedly doping her husbands dinner so she could tie him to a bed and cut off his johnson. 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker told police her husband, an unidentified 51-year-old, "deserved it," but did not elaborate.

Unfortunately there will likely be no John Bobbitt-style happy ending for po

Here We Go Again? of the Day

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Here We Go Again? of the Day: 14-year-old Lexi St. George, the latest pop music product to roll off the Ark Music Factory assembly line, was "discovered" by CEO Patrice Wilson at a shopping mall casting call sponsored by GMA.

That's right: Patrice Wilson -- the man responsible for inflicting a second Black Plague on unsuspecting Earthicans -- was hired by Good Morning Am

Lights Out

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Lights Out: Scary baby mask maker Landon Meier (previously) recently unveiled his latest monstrosity: Charlie Sheen.

[bwe.]

Holy Hell of the Day

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Holy Hell of the Day: Looking for a preview of tomorrow's Rapture theatrics? This advance trailer for the End Times thriller Rapture should hold you over until the real thing starts.

As for Rapture, sadly, this is all you'll get to see: The film it isn't scheduled to hit theaters until August.

[christiannightmares.]

Lights Out

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Lights Out: "It wasn't easy, but I finally managed to fap to this." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

(NSFW, food porn.)

[theawl.]

Earlier: Interior Semiotics.

Dear God No of the Day

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Dear God No of the Day: A Zubaz-sporting true believer dares to be the same with a faithful cover of Christian hip hop trio DC Talk's hit single "Nu Thang."

[christiannightmares.]

Come Again? of the Day

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Come Again? of the Day: On the importance of reading the sign before sticking your finger in the machine.

[sayomg.]