Denny's is rolling out an unexpected menu, full of Hobbit-themed food options. Anyone up for "Shire Sausage" or "Gandalf's Gobble Melt?"

See if you can stomach the commercial.

The new Denny's in Neonopolis in Downtown Las Vegas is catering to the wedding-and-breakfast crowd (translation: drunk people) with an all-inclusive experience. Because there's no better way to celebrate alcohol-soaked Sin City nuptials than with a Grand Slam breakfast. Stay classy, Vegas!

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Self-Employed Denny's Manager of the Day: A Madison man was arrested inside a Denny's on Thierer Road after he claimed to be the branch's new manager, and proceeded to walk behind the counter and prepare himself a cheeseburger and fries.

According to the police report, 52-year-old James Summers walked into the restaurant wear

Happy Now Sad Later of the Day: Denny's outdoes its own fried death sandwich with the Mac 'n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt: A hamburger patty topped with creamy mac 'n cheese and "zesty Frisco sauce" stuffed inside a grilled cheese sandwich on potato bread. An extra shot of "ooze" (whatever that is ) costs 69 cents.