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donald trump politics Donald Trump's Claims About His Manhood Spawned a Pun-Based Twitter Movement
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During the Republican debate, candidates devolved into a literal penis measuring contest. Here's a video of a choice clip of Donald Trump defending his size because as Americans, that's the kind of thing that's important to us when choosing a leader. 



This lead to the creation of the "Girthers" movement, a pun on the "Birthers" movement that plagued President Obama's campaign. So, at least something funny came out of it.  Of course Twitter is awash with jokes (be prepared for a lot of "long form" puns).


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Chris Christie made an appearance next to Donald Trump with such a somber and uncomfortable demeanor that some people started to suspect he'd been kidnapped. The hashtag #FreeChristie was even created. His pitiful expression inspired the internet to rally around him to ask, "You okay there, buddy?" in the only way they know how... memes.

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John Oliver has concluded that, rather than his 'straight talk', business acumen or blatant racism, Donald Trump's success is based mainly on his 'branding'. The association of success with the name Trump has been carefully cultivated. According to one historian, Donald's family name used to be 'Drumpf' which sounds much less prestigious. That's why Oliver wants to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain. 
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There's even a website where you can buy a neat hat! And, as with almost everything worth doing, there's also a Chrome extension for it, so you can instantly make Donald Drumpf again. 

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Bootymath is an Atlanta comedian, artist and, clearly, Trump supporter. When he Tweeted out that he was at a Trump rally hoping for someone to film him in a Sailor Moon dress it seemed like a joke but it was so real. 


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Of course, he was quickly escorted out. Probably because he was way off on the timing of his U.S.A. chant. It couldn't have been the dress, he looked great in it. 

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Johnny Depp stars in a movie about Donald Trump called 'Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.' It's just elaborate make-up but it's still pretty gruesome to watch Johnny Depp tear his face off.

This kinda makes you wonder if Donald Trump isn't just a character actor in a mask. It would certainly account for a lot of the things he does.

canada donald trump This Beautiful Canadian Island Is Welcoming Anyone and Everyone Who Wants to Escape a Trump Presidency
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Cape Breton Island in Canada has set up a website encouraging those who plan on fleeing the U.S.A. if Donald Trump wins the Presidential election to immigrate to their beautiful island.  They are highly reviewed as a tourist spot and before you ask, yes, they are 100% serious. It even says so in their FAQ:



Why are they doing this? Apparently the island's locals are desperate for company. The website explains it like this:

Our population is shrinking.  A slow economy, in combination with out-migration has us on an unsustainable path.  The truth is we welcome all, no matter the ideology.  We have a beautiful island, a friendly people, a rich culture and a bright future.  Join us here on Cape Breton Island!


It looks like a pretty good vacation spot, in fact this all seems almost too good to be true. 



They do keep saying "Your Heart Will Never Leave". Hopefully they aren't having population issues due to some dark and terrible secret. 


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donald trump hair This Website Will Help You Release Your Frustration on Donald Trump's Combover
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When the presidential race is all too much and you can't stand to hear another hate-filled speech, there's always TrumpDonald.org.  Will it fix anything? No. But it will make you feel better. 



Just toot that horn and instantly feel your troubles blow away like what's left of Trump's awful hair. 

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