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John Oliver has concluded that, rather than his 'straight talk', business acumen or blatant racism, Donald Trump's success is based mainly on his 'branding'. The association of success with the name Trump has been carefully cultivated. According to one historian, Donald's family name used to be 'Drumpf' which sounds much less prestigious. That's why Oliver wants to #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain. 
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There's even a website where you can buy a neat hat! And, as with almost everything worth doing, there's also a Chrome extension for it, so you can instantly make Donald Drumpf again. 

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Bootymath is an Atlanta comedian, artist and, clearly, Trump supporter. When he Tweeted out that he was at a Trump rally hoping for someone to film him in a Sailor Moon dress it seemed like a joke but it was so real. 


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Of course, he was quickly escorted out. Probably because he was way off on the timing of his U.S.A. chant. It couldn't have been the dress, he looked great in it. 

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Johnny Depp stars in a movie about Donald Trump called 'Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.' It's just elaborate make-up but it's still pretty gruesome to watch Johnny Depp tear his face off.

This kinda makes you wonder if Donald Trump isn't just a character actor in a mask. It would certainly account for a lot of the things he does.

canada donald trump This Beautiful Canadian Island Is Welcoming Anyone and Everyone Who Wants to Escape a Trump Presidency
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Cape Breton Island in Canada has set up a website encouraging those who plan on fleeing the U.S.A. if Donald Trump wins the Presidential election to immigrate to their beautiful island.  They are highly reviewed as a tourist spot and before you ask, yes, they are 100% serious. It even says so in their FAQ:



Why are they doing this? Apparently the island's locals are desperate for company. The website explains it like this:

Our population is shrinking.  A slow economy, in combination with out-migration has us on an unsustainable path.  The truth is we welcome all, no matter the ideology.  We have a beautiful island, a friendly people, a rich culture and a bright future.  Join us here on Cape Breton Island!


It looks like a pretty good vacation spot, in fact this all seems almost too good to be true. 



They do keep saying "Your Heart Will Never Leave". Hopefully they aren't having population issues due to some dark and terrible secret. 


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donald trump hair This Website Will Help You Release Your Frustration on Donald Trump's Combover
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When the presidential race is all too much and you can't stand to hear another hate-filled speech, there's always TrumpDonald.org.  Will it fix anything? No. But it will make you feel better. 



Just toot that horn and instantly feel your troubles blow away like what's left of Trump's awful hair. 

nobel prize donald trump Donald Trump Has Something in Common With Hitler and Stalin, A Nobel Peace Prize Nomination
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You may be thinking, how would someone like Trump, who's speeches are so hateful that the UK debated banning him, get nominated to win a prize all about PEACE? Well, lots of people can nominate someone for a Nobel Prize. According to the Nobel Prize website:

Each year, thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists, previous Nobel Laureates and members of parliamentary assemblies and others, are asked to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.

So, they don't let just anyone nominate, but they let a lot of people do it. It's also worth saying that this nomination is considered extremely unlikely to win. In fact, some might consider nominating Trump for a Peace Prize kind of embarrassing, which is probably why the US politician who nominated him remains anonymous.  

Kristian Berg Harpviken, director of Oslo’s Peace Research Institute, who was interviewed about the nomination by The Telegraph said that the reasoning behind Trump's nomination focused on “his vigorous peace-through-strength ideology”.  According to Harpviken, citing what most people would refer to as Trump's hate speech is probably not going to impress the judges. 

Now if they focused more on the fact that his presidential run has brought about photoshopping his lips onto puffer fish, I think he might have a chance. 


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Donald Trump harry potter twitter J.K. Rowling Once Again Had the Perfect Harry Potter Themed Response to a Person Who Said Something Horrible
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Author J.K. Rowling is known for her scathing quips toward people who say things that are sexist, racist, homophobic or generally awful. Also she wrote the very, very famous Harry Potter Series.  

This time she tweeted back to a Donald Trump spokeswoman who made a zenophobic remark regarding Americans born outside the U.S. who are (or would like to be) leaders of the country. 

Ouch, Katrina Pierson. You need a freezing spell for that burn?

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