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When the presidential race is all too much and you can't stand to hear another hate-filled speech, there's always TrumpDonald.org.  Will it fix anything? No. But it will make you feel better. 



Just toot that horn and instantly feel your troubles blow away like what's left of Trump's awful hair. 

nobel prize donald trump Donald Trump Has Something in Common With Hitler and Stalin, A Nobel Peace Prize Nomination
Via: telegraph
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You may be thinking, how would someone like Trump, who's speeches are so hateful that the UK debated banning him, get nominated to win a prize all about PEACE? Well, lots of people can nominate someone for a Nobel Prize. According to the Nobel Prize website:

Each year, thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists, previous Nobel Laureates and members of parliamentary assemblies and others, are asked to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.

So, they don't let just anyone nominate, but they let a lot of people do it. It's also worth saying that this nomination is considered extremely unlikely to win. In fact, some might consider nominating Trump for a Peace Prize kind of embarrassing, which is probably why the US politician who nominated him remains anonymous.  

Kristian Berg Harpviken, director of Oslo’s Peace Research Institute, who was interviewed about the nomination by The Telegraph said that the reasoning behind Trump's nomination focused on “his vigorous peace-through-strength ideology”.  According to Harpviken, citing what most people would refer to as Trump's hate speech is probably not going to impress the judges. 

Now if they focused more on the fact that his presidential run has brought about photoshopping his lips onto puffer fish, I think he might have a chance. 


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Donald Trump harry potter twitter J.K. Rowling Once Again Had the Perfect Harry Potter Themed Response to a Person Who Said Something Horrible
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Author J.K. Rowling is known for her scathing quips toward people who say things that are sexist, racist, homophobic or generally awful. Also she wrote the very, very famous Harry Potter Series.  

This time she tweeted back to a Donald Trump spokeswoman who made a zenophobic remark regarding Americans born outside the U.S. who are (or would like to be) leaders of the country. 

Ouch, Katrina Pierson. You need a freezing spell for that burn?

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Via: Mashable
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The typical reaction to an extremist militant group regurgitating your words to attract potential recruits, would generally encompass flipping the fu*k out.

Trump can't be phased. The Republican primary candidate merely brushed off the use of his words against Muslims by an Al-Qaeda affiliate, known as Al-Shabaab, as casually as he would tend to that fluffy golden Photoshop-airbrushed, hair-cloud on a lazy Sunday.

He launched predictably fiery jab, by guessing that all 'extremists' are prone to employing the words of any Republican presidential front-runner.

To wrap it all up, Trump addressed Hilary Clinton's recent unfounded allegation that an additional extremist group, the Islamic State, was using Trump as a pillar of its propaganda. He says the appearance of this Al-Shabaab video doesn't do way with the fact Clinton was wrong.

"It wasn't ISIS and it wasn't made at the time, and she lied," he said on Fox & Friends on Sunday.

Trump also dished out a little hurt on 'Slick Willy' afterwards.

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Last week in Corona, California, one of the city's traffic signs was reconfigured to read: "Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."

The sign has since returned to it's apolitical stance.

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Via: NBC News
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It's a war of the words here folks, and we're not sure yet whether Donald Trump is the alien race hellbent on intergalactic domination; or if he's just Tom Cruise trying to conquer another impossible mission.

The latest installment in the 'Say What Now?! Trump' series that inevitably sets the media ablaze in fiery fits of outrage centers on a limited edition, entirely provocative, mindless tweet from Donald Trump.

donald trump chrome extention Make America Great Again by Replacing All Donald Trump References on the Internet With Voldemort Using This Handy Chrome Extension
Via: Mashable
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Erase some of the hate on the internet with the browser extension Trump2Voldemort. All mention of Trump is replaced with references to Voldemort, the evil antagonist of the Harry Potter series. 



Not surprisingly, most of Trump's statments seem to make more sense when attributed to one of Voldemort's many names. 



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