The Judge Can't Even Believe This Guy's Name, and Neither Will You

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There it is:



From Arbroath:

"My last name is c0caine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's licence. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?"

Early Bird Special

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Turns out there's scientific truth to the proclamation "Music is my drug" -- the folks at AsapSCIENCE explain how music captivates, stimulates, and keeps us wanting more.

[devour]

Lights Out

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What happens when you take all the drugs. That's right, all of them. Some of those were for grandma.

[deathandtaxes]

Inappropriate Place to Find Cocaine of the Day

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Inappropriate Place to Find Cocaine of the Day
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Utah resident, Cindy Davidson, was just trying to take care of some feminine hygiene business when she purchased a box of tampons. Much to her surprise, Davidson found some cocaine wrapped in cellophane in the box. Instead of using it to transport coke to a prisoner (like in the movies), Davidson, instead, notified authorities, who are currently looking into the matter. Whether or note Davidson has tried vodka-soaked tampons remains unclear.

[digitaljournal]