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whoopi goldberg drugs Ladies, Whoopi Goldberg Has Created Pot Products to Help You With Your Time of the Month. Yay?
Via: newsweek
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Apparently, Whoopi Goldberg has long been a proponent of medical marijuana. As a lifelong woman, she's also presumably experienced a few periods in her day. Now, she's decided to start a business to combine the two with Maya Elisabeth, who is well known for her all female run edible cannabis company Om Edibles. These cannabis products are specifically aimed at helping women deal with cramps. 


via whoopiandmaya

This assortment includes things you can eat (like chocolate) and stuff to put in the bath or on your skin.  Their slogan is "Menstrual relief from names you can trust."

Is Whoopi Goldberg a "name you can trust"? Why not, she always seems to know what she's doing...

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Apparently, London police found a "hidey hole" full of individual baggies of pot. Of course they confiscated them, but they were kind enough to leave a note. 

Who knows if the dealer will #GetInTouch. We're guessing, probably not. 

drugs olympics The World's Fastest Stoner Was Not Fast Enough to Qualify for the Olympics
Via: Deadspin
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Chris Barnicle finished dead last out of 105 people hoping to qualify for the U.S. Men's Olympic Marathon team. His finishing time was 3:45:34, that's pretty fast for a casual runner but, according to FloTrack, it was also the slowest time for an Olympic qualifying marathon since 2000. 

He used to be a professional runner but since slowing down after an injury, he has gotten into the edible marijuana business. Barnicle even calls himself the "World's Fastest Stoner". That name actually might be true, he did win a pot-themed marathon in San Francisco just last year. 

He ended up having a hard time during the race, cramping up and falling down around mile 22. 



While he won't comment on whether he had drugs in his system at the time, he most likely had these issues due to dehydration. Rumors circulated that he planned to have PBR waiting for him at water stations to refuel but the truth was that he didn't bring anything. 

Via: Buzz60
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Drug smugglers have been caught trying to cross into the U.S. with fake carrots packed with marijuana. This isn't an isolated incident, smugglers have been trying to get more creative with their methods. Another popular veggie to impersonate and fill with drugs? Cucumbers.



Maybe they should try a different method. It seems like it should be pretty easy for a customs agent to spot an oversized carrot made of duct tape. 

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The suspect handed the Blake Medical Center employee a bag of food he said was for a patient. The employee then checked the food inside the bag, and discovered a syringe hidden inside the burrito.

In light of recent news, what's actually unhealthier though? This drug dealer's heroin-infused culinary twist on the traditional burrito? Or whatever slid out Chipotle's kitchen last summer amidst the Norovirus outbreak scandal?

What are the odds Jesse Pinkman had the car running? Walter White is not pleased with all this heat.

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Via: CBS Miami
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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.

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Via: Gothamist
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Two men, Herbert-Gumbs and Mark Soto were arrested with enough blow last Thursday to frost a fu**ing ski slope—136 pounds to be exact. According to drug prosecutors the drugs seized could've been resold for as much as 3 million dollars.

Perhaps even more shocking than the sheer amount of cocaine discovered, was the decision by the two crooks to stamp some their product with "Messi," as a shoutout to their favorite famous Argentinian soccer player.

Herbert-Gumbs and Mark Soto each face four felony drug possession charges that combined could clock out at 100 years in prison.

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