Early Bird Special: The Milky Way makes its way across the skies over South Carolina in Randy Halverson's stunning time-lapse, "Tempest Milky Way."

[badastro.]

Early Bird Special: "It's not whether you win or lose， but how far you get before Qwop inevitably falls on his back."

[tbp / guyism.]

Early Bird Special: Mondays suck -- so here's a couple of Treasure Staters ghost riding the John Deere 6620 combine to the tune of Petey Pablo's "Need for Speed."

[jalopnik.]

Early Bird Special: Anderson Cooper nearly pees himself giggling while unleashing a steady stream of puns related to Gerard Depardieu's "accident" aboard a plane to Dublin.

(Snicker attack starts @ 2:32.)

[ontd.]

Early Bird Special: YouTuber iSPYwithMYcuriousEYE sets the scene: "This video is awesome only because it is 8am in Jersey City, sitting on a bus filled with people on their way to work and this guy is belting Katy Perry California Girls with a disc man in hand. It was pretty much the best bus ride ever!"

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Early Bird Special: Captain Awesome demonstrates his superpower: Awesomely bad ideas.

[thd.]

Early Bird Special: It's Friday! So here's a dog taking itself for a walk.

[thanks matin!]