No how-to needed. You got this.

Wait -- you were just going to carve Potato Jesus into your pumpkin and call it good? Think again!

Too soon? Nah...

You win, Internet. You always do.

Potato Jesus lives!

Well, no one saw this coming -- Potato Jesus "creator" Cecilia Giménez has overcome her shame and now is suing for royalties brought in by gawking tourists.

The potential payday at stake? A measly cut of just $2,600.

Sad news out of Spain: Cecilia Gimenez, the 81-year-old who took it upon herself to "fix" a valuable fresco, is so anxiety-ridden over her mistake that she's taken to self-exile in a blanket nest of shame.

A recent report says people close to her have tasked themselves with making sure she eats.

[elmundo]