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Indiana mom Stephanie Decker was hailed as a hero by no less than President Obama after she sacrificed her legs to save her kids from tornadoes that leveled her town two months ago. Her doctors predicted it would take a year for her to walk again on prosthetic legs.
This is her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today.
After retreating to Montana and avoiding the spotlight for two years, John Mayer surfaced this week on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, where he admitted to being a giant douche in 2010 interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy.
It sort of rocketed me into adulthood... it was a violent crash into being an adult.
Incidentally, Mayer's latest album, Born and Raised, drops May 22.
Rebuttal of the Day: At a taping of her show set to air tomorrow, Ellen DeGeneres called out conservative group One Million Moms (actual membership: 40,000) for calling on JCPenney to dump her as their spokesperson or risk losing customers "with traditional values."