The bribe money has been counted votes have been tabulated: Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive is Mila Kunis!
Enjoy the gallery, interview and video -- oh yes, there is video -- here.
In "In the Ruins of a Blue and White Empire," Esquire goes behind the mess that disgraced Joe Paterno: "This is the tale of two sons. One who told a story that brought down a kingdom. The other who will never finish rebuilding it."