Stupid Pet Trick of the Day: I, for one, welcome our new snakes and ladders-playing canine overlords.
Feline-Friendly Furniture of the Day: Cat-Library™: Because it's high-time we quit pretending that we run this place.
Afternoon Snack: A dog opens a can of dog food by himself.
Suffice it to say, this doesn't bode well for humanity.
Viral Ad of the Day: In their 60-spot for Cravendale milk, Wieden + Kennedy London invites you to imagine a world where cats have thumbs.
No need to imagine: It's already happened.