Somehow, the awkwardness is oddly captivating when set to the alluring "La Noyée," by Carla Bruni(!).
Angel Del Rosario has been amassing New Era caps since 1991, and his collection now numbers more than 800.
"I don't have a favorite," he says. "I love 'em all, they're like my children." Some he wears, but he buys two of each, so he'll always have one in perfect condition. His family thinks he's stupid for buying so many hats: "You only have one head anyway," they tell him.
Still, he's doubled down on his passion -- he hopes one day to get married in a New Era fitted cap.
In case you were wondering, casino exec is still livin de life, but he's tired of livin it alone. So he's teamed up with his cousin Stan, and together they plan to put America's economy back on track. How? I'm not entirely sure, but I think it involves threatening to keep producing these godawful rap videos until all debts are forgiven.
No doubt we'll be sipping Cristal by the supermodel hot tub this time next Tuesday.