Attention, women: You're not officially grown up until you've donned for Halloween a slutty incarnation of your childhood trick-or-treat attire.

See the rest of the scary transformations here.

So Dr. Pepper posted this "evolution of flavor" ad to its Facebook page, creationists and fundamentalist Christians took offense, the evolutionists came out to defend their POV, and now we have confirmation: People are plain batsh*t crazy.

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Bill Nye, the knower of all things, is out with a new video in which he encourages creationist parents to embrace their "crazy, untenable, inconsistent" world view -- just so long as they don't force it on their offspring:

If you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them.

We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can... we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.

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The great debate rages on -- sort of.

In an amusing twist, this video takes biblical creation and scientific theories on the origin of the universe, and totally swaps them around.

The result? It's a chocolate-and-peanut butter scenario that is absolutely delicious.

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Also Presented Without Comment of the Day: All 51 Miss USA delegates respond to the question "should evolution be taught in schools."

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