Paging Gallagher of the Day: Go ahead and add "exploding watermelons" to China's growing list of food-related scandals.
According to local reports, the plant growth accelerator forchlorfenuron -- a legal additive -- was improperly sprayed on watermelon crops late in the season under damp conditions, causing them to
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