And now to make us all feel sh-tty just for having Internet access, an anthem out of Haiti that totally misses the point of the meme. By WaterIsLife.com.
Early Bird Special: The Top 100 First World Problems.
First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon "Johnny 'DocEvil' Titanium" Hendren -- who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity -- spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complain
First World Problems of the Day: Of all the white whiners in the entire white whining world, up-and-coming frat star Lance Diamond, son of world-famous corporate lawyer Greg Diamond, stands alone.
First World Problems of the Day: Zach, aka FunnyZ, has a bunch of first world problems.
Surprisingly absent: Being best known for making the first Rebecca Black parody video.
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