Tragic Struggle of the Day: Dog Wants Stray Tater Tot

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If only he was just a little bit taller or had opposable thumbs!

Argus the dog needed that delicious tot so bad, you can see it in his eyes. Sadly, all of his hard work doesn't pay off in the end, but maybe as a society we can still find a way to make this happen. A "Tater Tots for Argus" Kickstarter, perhaps?

Food Anomaly of the Day: Baskin Robbins Introduces Camouflage Ice Cream

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Food Anomaly of the Day: Baskin Robbins Introduces Camouflage Ice Cream
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Chalk this one up there with the cronuts, waffle tacos, KFC Double Downs and all of the other Franken-foods that are all the rage these days.

Baskin Robbins has announced that its flavor of the month will be "First Class Camouflage" in honor of Veterans Day to pay tribute to the troops.

It might look a little strange, but it sounds pretty amazing - a combination of chocolate, salty caramel, and cake-flavored ice cream.

The company also says it will donate 10 cents from each ice cream scoop sold in its U.S. locations to the United Service Organizations (USO).

‘Murica of the Day: Man Proud of Eating Too Much at Olive Garden

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Move over Alex from Target, meet Alan from Olive Garden.

North Carolina resident Alan Martin "won" a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100 at his local Olive Garden, and he has used it to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks - or what amounts to about $1,510 worth of food.

Only 1000 of the passes were sold, and he says his goal is to eat more than any of the others.

Meanwhile, in Sub-Saharan Africa…

Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level

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Korea is Taking the Double Down to the Next Level
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Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

Crazy Burger of the Day: Feast Your Eyes on the Bacon D'oh Nut Burger

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Crazy Burger of the Day: Feast Your Eyes on the Bacon D'oh Nut Burger
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Philadelphia based PYT burger is famous for their outrageous burgers and this time they created as an homage to Homer Simpson. The burger features "a warm glazed donut filled with delicious bacon cheeseburger and topped with bacon sprinkles." My heart hurts by my stomach is growling.