Move aside, Overly Attached Girlfriend. Meet Instant Adoring Boyfriend. He's got chocolate cake, and only has eyes for you.
A relic of the VHS era.
Two years before he appeared on The Mickey Mouse Club, and nearly two decades before the Hey Girl meme cemented his place in Internet history, real-life superhero Ryan Gosling was the star of the religious-talent-show circuit near his home in Ontario.