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Fox News president, Roger Ailes, publicly commented on how CNN correspondent, Soledad O'Brien is named after the prison in Central California, prompting her to shoot back a response, in tweet form, stating that she's named after the Virgin Mary. At least she's not named after Liz Lemon's favorite chips, Sabor de Soledad.
On this morning's Fox and Friends, talk show host Geraldo Rivera blamed Trayvon Martin's shooting on his attire, saying his hoodie was as much responsible for his death as George Zimmerman was.
"I am urging the parents of black and Latino particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies," Rivera told his unfazed Fox News colleagues.
He went on to claim that the hoodie bears negative connotations that cannot be "rehabilitated."
"I bet you money," said Rivera, upping the audacity ante, "[I]f [Martin] didn’t have that hoodie on that nutty neighborhood watch guy wouldn’t have responded in that violent and aggressive way."
From One Muppet To Another of the Day: At a press conference to promote the London premiere of the Muppets movie, Kermit and Miss Piggy respond to Fox Business host Eric Bolling's claim that the film pushes a liberal pro-environment anti-capitalist agenda in an effort to brainwash kids.