A private urology practice in Hyannis, Massachusetts, is applying to its services the maxim that "free pizza can sell anything" by offering one large pie gratis with every vasectomy.
To further sweeten the deal, Urology Associates of Cape Cod administrator Evan Cohen adds that, with the necessary post-op recovery time, vasectomies give men the perfect "guilt-free" excuse to spend time on the couch watching some March Madness b-ball.
As for the pizza from Surf's Up Pizza and Seafood in Sandwich, it comes with your choice of topping. Cohen has a suggestion for patrons: "Maybe you can put some meatballs on it." Ooooof.