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Via: CNN
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This sh*t blows homebrew, kombucha, whatever out the water. Apparently we live in a world where our bodies possess the capability to brew booze.

An upstate New York woman blew a blood alcohol level four times the legal limit, but it's chill because she lives with an auto-brewery condition. Also known as gut-fermentation syndrome this rare medical condition occurs when gastrointestinal yeast converts common food carbs into ethanol.

The woman of our unbelievable story met her husband for lunch, where she consumed four drinks between the hours of noon and 6pm. After leaving the restaurant, her car experienced a flat tire, which she continued to drive on until a concerned driver phoned the police. It was then that an officer discovered her blood alcohol level was near 0.40. Because a 0.4 is an extreme and immediate threat to one's life, officers immediately took the woman to the hospital where she discovered, for the first time, that she suffers from gut-fermentation syndrome.

We're pretty sure this guy shows all indications of auto-brewery condition.

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Via: EW
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Take a look at the two young strapping lads in the first leaked image from the set of 'Neighbors 2.'

The sequel centers on the travesty that is a sorority opening up shop down the street from Teddy Sander's (Zac Efron) beer-soaked palace of decadent depravity. Apparently Selena Gomez is set to co-star as well, so there's that.

At least Seth's taking care of himself. Look at those abs and that definition. Sheesh.

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Last week in Corona, California, one of the city's traffic signs was reconfigured to read: "Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."

The sign has since returned to it's apolitical stance.

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Via: Mashable
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India's set to kick off it's 2016 film year on an edgy, controversial note.

Two Bollywood comedies, both starring the same actor, are slated for release within a week of one another.

The films, Maastizaade (see still above) and Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 are set for release to the public after facing notable resistance from India's censor board. The films were originally barred a certificate from the famously hypercritical censor board, which was the same board to cut back on the kissing sequences in the latest James Bond flick, 'Spectre.'

The films will debut with their respective 'adult' certificates, but the censorship trivialities continue to endure.

India's Information and Broadcasting Ministry demands to know the reasoning behind censor board chief Pahlaj Nihalani's decision to pass the films. Nihalani validates his contested decision as one born of a 'Catch-22 situation.'

"When we strict with the vulgarity content, were were called prudes... So, we certified some films with scenes and dialogues that we would otherwise have never passed as they went against our guidelines," Nilhalani said.

Via: VICE
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This bold day tripper shoves two tabs of acid down his throat before showing up to cover a Monster Truck rally for VICE's 'On Acid' series. Suffice to say, Dr. Gonzo would've approved. After all, 'when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.'

Also, how terrifying are those snow-cone mugs? In what universe would someone want to drink some rainbow slush out one of those?

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We're not sure whether Jon Snow planned and practiced for this performance, or 'didna wanna do it.' There's no arguing over the fact this old lad would be the coolest grandpa at the next Christmas party.

People out there definitely loved Snow's moves.

At the worn and weathered age of 68, Snow might've happened upon his true talent in life.

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