Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.
Either that or they're stepping up the "Awkward Fake Twitter Hack" game. In which case, slow clap for all parties involved.
Watching the Dukes of Hazzard finally pays off.
Now bring this to your door and give out candy through your fridge on Halloween.