Because Gary Busey.
Celebrity Shill of the Day: Local Kia dealerships in Pennsylvania and Texas hired wacky waving inflatable arm flailing Gary Busey to sell some cars. That was last year, and the TV spots have somehow gone unnoticed by the video-viewing masses.
Naturally, being that this is the Internet, they couldn't remain undiscovered for long, and, naturally, being that this is Gary Busey, they are amazing.
Celebrity Endorsement of the Day: Much sought-after kingmaker Gary Busey has officially thrown the immeasurable weight of his support behind his former boss Donald Trump, in what is undoubtedly a major coup for the potential Presidential candidate.
"I'm campaigning for him now and I will continue to campaign for him," Busey told Fox All Access.
Celebrity Beef of the Day: Meat Loaf blows up like a bat out of hell (don't pretend like you didn't see that simile coming) on suspected sponge thief Gary Busey during last night's Celebrity Apprentice. The two later made up and out.
(Should the video go down, there's a Hulu mirror here.)