Audiobook of the Day

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And now, to stop your Friday morning dead in its tracks: Fifty Shades Of Grey, as read aloud by the biggest name in voiceovers, Gilbert Gottfried. Brillz.

(Not Safe For Work, mommy pr0n AND Gilbert F*cking Gottfried.)

[thestranger]

Breaking Duck News of the Day

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Breaking Duck News of the Day: Our long national nightmare is over: Aflac has found its duck a new quack.

Dan McKeague, a sales manager from Minneapolis, received a personal phone call from Aflac CEO Dan Amos informing him that he had been chosen from a pool of over 12,500 hopefuls to replace the terminated Gilbert Gottfried.

McKeague’s inaugural spot will debut tonight at 9PM EST

End Of An Era of the Day

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End Of An Era of the Day
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End Of An Era of the Day: Following Gilbert Gottfried's series of ill-conceived tweets poking fun at the devastation in Japan, Aflac informed the comedian, who has voiced the Aflac Duck for over a decade, that his services would no longer be required