Limited Edition Candy Bar of the Day: What is this deliciousness, and why doesn't throwing money at my screen have any effect on my possession of it?

Also: Limited Edition Cookie Flavors? As in there will be multiple candy bars/girl scout cookie hybrids? Better get started on my obit now. DEATH BY HAPPINESS. 

[reddit.]

Lip-Smacking Lip Balm of the Day: New from Lip Smacker: Girl Scout Cookie-themed lip balm tubes featuring five famous flavors: Thin Mints, Trefoils, Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, or Samoas.

Finally, a Girl Scout cookie that won't do a thing to your hips no matter how long it's on your lips.

Available individually or as set ($5). A liquid lip-gloss version will be release