Josh Sundquist: Paralympic skier, best-selling author and motivational speaker, and now the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Complete with carved-watermelon Krang.

Well played, Mike!

This little guy wins the Internet today.

This is how a real geek does Halloween.

Here's the painstaking process.

This report from the Halloween front lines courtesy Redditor rdt156: My friend and his daughter dressed as a Work Loader from Aliens.

A #1, large size, with brains, please.

Surprisingly simple, and nothing could possible go wrong either.