WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control

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A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.

The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 moms in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.

Crazy Headline of the Day: "Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass D*ldo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit"

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@SavedYouAClick is the Anti-Twitter to Today's Clickbait Internet

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What you're seeing here are tweets from @SavedYouAClick, a Twitter account devoted to answering the dumb questions posed by today's internet headlines (not that we have ever used or condoned such intentionally-vague clickbaiting ahem ahem). With just a few words or a photo attachment, @SavedYouAClick does all the heavy lifting of internet skimming for you, and we're all the better for it.

Headline of the Day: Courthouse Twerking Ends in Beaverton Drug Arrests

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Parody Twitter Account of the Day: @NYTPreposition

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Created by two college friends Robinson Meyer and Nick Castele, @NYTPrepositions pokes fun at the New York Times' obsessive pursuit of prepositional phrases as headlines of their stories.

Double Entendre of the Day

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Double Entendre of the Day: Spotted in yesterday's Washington Post.

I don't normally condone cruel and unusual punishment, but for Gaddafi I'll make an exception.

[@jessmstephens.]

Headline of the Day

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Headline of the Day: SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

[@cotslifeeditor / thanks christian!]