He's Got Spirit of the Day: Say what you will about China, but their male cheerleaders are fabulous.
Paging Gallagher of the Day: Go ahead and add "exploding watermelons" to China's growing list of food-related scandals.
Growth Stunting of the Day: A video of two young children smoking on a train car in China was recently uploaded to video section of the popular Chinese web portal 163.com.
What horrible parents these kids must have! They should really be holding on to a handrail in case the train comes to a sudden stop.
Accepted Challenge of the Day: A Chinese man in Taizhou tasked with transporting a pair of bumper cars to a local park figured the cheapest way to get them there was to simply get behind the wheel and drive.
When he was inevitably pulled over, the police were forced to let him off with a warning "because the law doesn't stipulate what punishment a bumper car driver should receive."