The Judge Can't Even Believe This Guy's Name, and Neither Will You

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There it is:



From Arbroath:

"My last name is c0caine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's licence. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?"

This Woman is Getting Interviewed About Crime on the Streets, so of Course THIS Would Happen

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Irony of the Day: A Man Named Christopher Reeve Wearing a Superman Shirt Was Busted for Meth

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Something Tells Me They Won't Want to Take Up That Offer

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Irony of the Day: Bradley Cooper Disproves Louis C.K.'s Comment About the Audience of "Inside the Actor's Studio"

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It was all just leading up to that climactic scene in the Oscar nominated "American Hustle."

Romney Blimp Crash-And-Burn of the Day

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You can't make this up -- an "America Needs Romney" blimp crash-landed Sunday in a heavily Democratic area of Florida.

Rumor has it that all it needed was more hot air.

Unfortunate Irony of the Day

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Six months ago, Alabama man Chance Bothe had a revelation: "I need to quit texting," he texted (while driving), "because I could die in a car accident." Bothe then accidentally drove off a cliff.

Fortunately, Bothe's crash wasn't fatal -- but after a broken neck, skull fractures, and brain injuries, you can bet he's no longer interested in on-the-go messaging.

They just need to understand, don't do it. Don't do it. It's not worth losing your life. I went to my grandmother's funeral not long ago, and I kept thinking, it kept jumping into my head, I'm surprised that's not me up in that casket. I came very close to that, to being gone forever.

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