For this year's Black Friday, the folks over at Improv Everywhere staged a huge line in front of a dollar store.

Nobody honestly believes that the joke Siri told John Malkovich in Apple's latest iPhone commercial was funny, so Slacktory has given it a major upgrade with a play on one of the all-time classics.

(Sorta not safe for work, iPhones doing dirty, depraved things.)

[slacktory]