Month-Summarizing Mashup of the Day: The month of February on the Internet, summed up in 25 seconds.
(Needs more Charlie Sheen Meltdown.)
eBay Auction of the Day: Hey, you! Yes, you. The one with more money than sense. Would you like to purchase a lock of Justin Bieber's freshly-cut hair? Sure you would. Oh, and 100% of the proceeds go to benefit The Gentle Barn -- "a nonprofit organization that was founded in 1999 as
Darth Bieber of the Day: Earlier this week, Gayle King asked James Earl Jones of Darth Vader/CNN voiceover fame to recite the lyrics to "Baby" by Justin Bieber. It took far too long for someone to run the audio over footage from Star Wars, but, happily, someone finally did.