End Of An Era of the Day: McDonald's is hip to all you young'uns and your "coning" shenanigans and will SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING before it lets you grab the cone you paid for by the ice cream.
In related news, anti-coning is the new coning.
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Keaton writes: "This little boy was rocking the F out for the entire ride from Chambers St. to Myrtle-Broadway, dancing for nearly a half an hour, without a care in the world. Every time he put his hand on his chest like Usher I cracked up."
Rock on, lil' dude. Rock on.
Coattail Rider of the Day: Not content to let her seat-mate Rebecca Black hoard all the awful, Benni Cinkle, AKA "That Girl in Pink from 'Friday'" released her very own audio/visual abomination, "Can You See Me Now."
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to feel your blood cringe, this glib melange of otherwise serious social issues is for you.