Kids These Days of the Day: With the help of producer Rob Sharpe, 8-year-old Juliet sets her sights on the Australian hardcore scene with a brutal, no-holds-barred track about how much she loves her dog Robert.
This Is Funny, You Should Listen To It of the Day: Those self-centered brats who told their parents to f*ck off because they got the wrong color iPhone for Christmas may be fairly awful people, but this song Jonathan Mann composed using their distasteful tweets is hilarious, so I guess they're not completely worthless human beings after all.
Kids These Days of the Day: Four classmates from a Long Island's Riverhead High School were suspended for one day after they created a "hazard" by Tebowing in the middle of the school's main hallway.
Tebowing involves kneeling and bowing in the style of Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow's signature post-touchdown gesture.
Dear God Why of the Day: The winter pep rally prank at Minnesota's Rosemount High went something like this: 1. Film the school's blindfolded sports captains full-on making out with their parents. 2. Ask them if they can guess who they kissed. 3. Watch on in horror as they unwittingly compliment their mother's "luscious lips." 4. ????????????? 5. Vomit forever.