The latest song from the mysteriously awkward YouTube rap star Krispy Kreme celebrates the joys of receiving fancy holiday presents like a WWE metal lunch box and a pair of new Nikes.

Krispy Kreme turns 75 today. Now's your opportunity to take a minute and show the Glazer a little respect.

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The baddest rapper of them all, Krispy Kreme, is back with another track about his ability to beat up various people and animals. It's called "Haters Wanna Be Me."

And who wouldn't want to be him? He can climb trees and has won at least six trophies.

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