Thanks to Someone Ate This your cooking has never looked better.
Colón is a pitcher and never had to bat because he played in the American League where they use a Designated Hitter. Now that Colón is in the National League, where pitchers bat, we get to watch the 40 year old strut his stuff.
From Know Your Meme:
"On March 19th, 2014, Brighton University student Lizzie Durley created the Facebook page "Sellotape Selfie." Durley explained to The Daily Mail that she got the idea from a scene from the 2008 film Yes Man in which the character of Carl Allen, a bank loan officer-turned-robber played by Jim Carrey, wraps and distorts his face with clear tape as to avoid being recognized."
Check out some of the crazy selfies below.