Courtesy of CBS Pittsburgh.
Crashing News of the Day: Reporter gets scoop on car crash thanks to being on the air as it happened behind her.
Also, protip for the anchorwoman: Wait until you're sure no one's dead before cracking a joke. And even then, don't.
Early Bird Special: 14-year-old Bryan Thompson was suspended last month from Colonial Forge High School for invading the football field during a game while wearing a banana costume.
DC's NBC affiliate WRC sent reporter Pat Collins to investigate. He brought along a grape suit.
Adding Inflorescence To Injury of the Day: A Narragansett woman who had her credit card stolen says she received an unwelcome gesture of gratitude from the thief: A bouquet of flowers with a note that read "thnx for ur money."
Well That's One Way To Go About That of the Day: Chatty 13-year-old Jazlyn Freel of Miramar claims her New Renaissance Middle School teacher placed a piece of packing tape over her mouth to keep her quiet during science class.
Jazlyn says the teacher told her "that what happened in her classroom stayed in her classroom, and it was just a joke."