• TDW Geek: The new tearjerking trailer for Dead Island: Riptide.
• Remember: Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
• OMFG: Ann Romney is Ann Veal.
• Hahaha: "The Democrats who were watching thought I was going senile, and the Republicans knew I was." --Clint Eastwood
• WTF: Tony Danza and Tupac were pen pals.
• Lunch List: 10 Famous Authors Who Dropped Out Of School.

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What else?

• TDW Geek: How to explain your fandoms to your friends and family.
• Why?!: Draw Something is casting for a TV game show.
• Oops: Fox News mistakes a fan-made iPhone video for the real thing.
• Hmmm: Swedish doctors have performed the first mother-to-daughter womb transplants.
• Wow: A French court has banned future publication of Kate Middleton's topless pics.
• Fact-Checked: How valid is Romney's claim that 47 percent of Americans don't pay taxes?

Lunch Lady: Rachel Bond

Lunch Leisure: Empty Black (via)

Lunch List: The 25 Best Internet Reactions To Mitt Romney Dismissing 47 Percent Of America

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What else?

• TDW Geek: After eight years in development, a fan-created Half-Life remake is here.
• Of Course: Samuel L. Jackson's Obama ad will include the line: "Wake the f**k up!"
• Yikes: L.A. Times readers are pissed the paper put a pic of U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens' body on the front page. (Link is graphic.)
• Pitiful: Kansas may remove Obama from the ballot because of birth certificate concerns.
• Finally: The "Smart Tab," a reinvented soda can tab, could change everything.
• Hmmm: The White House has asked YouTube to review the anti-Muslim film that has sparked riots across the Mideast.
• Phew: Two university campuses were evacuated today after bomb threats, but no bombs were found.
• Hahaha: The Royals are suing a French tabloid for publishing photos of Kate Middleton topless.

Lunch Lady: L. Shima

Lunch Leisure: Spastic (via)

Lunch List: The 20 Best Teachers On The Internet

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What else?

• TDW Geek: All the Wii U details in one place.
• Yikes: Hundreds of protesters surrounded the U.S. Embassy in Yemen earlier today.
• Meanwhile: Four have been arrested for the fatal attack in Libya.
• Good God: The anti-Muslim "movie" that sparked the violence in Libya and Egypt may not even be real.
• WTF: A professor is under fire for breastfeeding her baby while lecturing.
• Of Course: Monica Lewinsky is shopping a top-secret book project.
• Weird: Arnold Schwarzenegger is holding a contest -- winner gets an outgoing voicemail message recorded by the man himself.
• Wow: No Easy Day, the tale of the Bin Laden raid, unseated Fifty Shades Of Grey in its first week.

Lunch Lady: Yossi Maeser

Lunch List: A Literary Insult For Every Occasion

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What else?

• TDW Geek: Now you can use Game of Thrones' Joffrey for target practice -- you know you want to.
• Bwuahaha: Chicago teachers force Rahm Emanuel to deny liking Nickelback.
• Oops: Few Republicans are backing Mittens' criticism of the administration's reaction to the Libya/Cairo attacks.
• Sweet: How Booze Built America debuts on Discovery on September 19.
• Hmmm: Three days in, and Katie Couric's killing it in the daytime talk battles.

Lunch Lady: Lexii Nicole

Lunch Leisure: Swoooords! Colon Lords of the Sword (via)

Lunch List: The 30 Most Badass Kids At Hooters

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What else?

• TDW Geek: This isn't your grandfather's Star Trek...
• Shocking: The repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell didn't cripple the military.
• WTF: The September 11 museum still isn't open.
• Sweet: The Unofficial Downton Abbey Cookbook is a thing.
• Awww: Seinfeld's Newman feels for real-life postal workers.
• Yikes: Wrestling legend Jerry Lawler had a heart attack on live TV while commentating Monday night.
• Ew: Bobby Brown is getting a reality show.

Lunch Lady: Ashleysha Yesugade

Lunch List: 10 Auteurs And The Typefaces They Love

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What else?

• TDW Geek: The TMNT box set is a radical party van.
• Perfect: Olympic idiot Ryan Lochte is getting a reality show.
• Sad: A 4-year-old girl hid for eight hours under the bodies of her mom and grandma in an Alps killing spree.
• Amazing: Amazon's new Kindle, called Paperwhite, according to early reports.
• WTF: A U.S. soldier let his superior to hit him in the chest with a wooden mallet as part of a hazing ritual.

Lunch Lady: Kellie Coleman

Lunch Leisure: Somewhere In England, 1928 (via)

Lunch List: The 15 Most Random Celebrity Clothing Lines