Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Pineapple Zombie.
- TDW Geek: Pokemon in the style of Tim Burton will blow your mind
- Creepy: The George W. Bush Presidential Museum will play 9/11 on a loop
- Ridic: Joel Tenenbaum is on the hook for $675,000 for illegally distributing 31 songs on Kazaa
- Lame: The White House will release its beer recipe, but only if 25,000 sign an online petition
- RIP: Jerry Nelson, the voice of the Count and a gazillion other muppets
- Oh, Really: A new study finds that women who regularly have unprotected sex are heathier and happier