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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Pineapple Zombie.

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  • TDW Geek: Pokemon in the style of Tim Burton will blow your mind
  • Creepy: The George W. Bush Presidential Museum will play 9/11 on a loop
  • Ridic: Joel Tenenbaum is on the hook for $675,000 for illegally distributing 31 songs on Kazaa
  • Lame: The White House will release its beer recipe, but only if 25,000 sign an online petition
  • RIP: Jerry Nelson, the voice of the Count and a gazillion other muppets
  • Oh, Really: A new study finds that women who regularly have unprotected sex are heathier and happier

Lunch Lady: Ashleigh Snow

Lunch Leisure: Think Tank (via)

Lunch List: The 40 Best Tumblr Pics And GIFs From 1994

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Lunch Rush: Today's edition is brought to you by Wannabe Ceiling Cat.

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  • TDW Geek: Dear Peach -- Luigi still loves you.
  • Bullsh*t: The mayor of Tampa is promising to call off the RNC if Tropical Storm Isaac threatens.
  • Unimpressive: Microsoft updates its logo for the first time in 25 years
  • Awesome: Dave Grohl, for beering a fan during a recent show
  • Despicable: A lesbian in Nebraska has been arrested for faking her own hate crime.

Lunch Lady: Carol Menendez

Lunch Leisure: Handheld Video Game (via)

Lunch List: The 20 Most Awful Things On Instagram

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Lunch Rush: Today's edition is brought to you by Venus the two-faced cat.

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  • TDWGeek: Doctor Who gets a spin-off web series called Pond Life.
  • Ridic: French tourists in Sri Lanka have been jailed for pretending to kiss a Buddha statue.
  • Naturally: Ohio GOP chair Doug Preisse thought his racist comments were off the record.
  • Yeesh: The current West Nile outbreak is America's largest ever.
  • Bad-ass: A couple headed to Albuquerque, NM, to visit every place ever featured in Breaking Bad.
  • Ew: Nike is planning to unveil its biggest waste of money yet -- a $315 LeBron high-top.

Lunch Lady: Olivia Nguyen

Lunch Leisure: Jumping Line (via)

Lunch List: The 5 Most Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Believe

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Sandal Socks.

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  • TDW Geek: The cat who "sings" the Game of Thrones theme
  • Pitiful: Newsweek concedes that it didn't fact-check its cover story by Niall Ferguson, "Hit The Road, Barack"
  • Finally: Jimmy Kimmel will move to 11:30 and face off against Leno and Letterman
  • Strange: "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram for "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Pr0n"
  • Predictable: A pr0n star's syphilis has shut down the industry indefinitely
  • Official: Junior Seau's autopsy showed no signs of alcohol or illicit drugs
  • Weird: AMC is sending a zombie to the upcoming conventions to protest Dish Network

Lunch Lady: Natacia Bhatia
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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Newsweek, whose issue this week covers an essay by Niall Ferguson that argues for an Obama loss come November.

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  • TDW Geek: The studio behind The Secret of Kells is out with a new trailer
  • Rumored: Nicki Minaj will judge American Idol
  • Ridiculous: A valedictorian has been denied her diploma for saying "hell" in her speech
  • Sad: The Girl With the Butthole Tattoo explains why she got it
  • Finally: Scientists have discovered a male birth control pill that doesn't affect sex drive and has no side effects

Lunch Lady: Heather Darling

Lunch Leisure: Farm Fortress (via)

Lunch List: The 15 Creepiest Background Lurkers Who Aren't Cats

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Today on TDW Geek: The sound of a dying star

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  • Evolving: Domino's, into an artisan restaurant chain that is moving away from pizza
  • Discovered: The original character descriptions for the cast of Friends
  • Worth It: Sparkle, for Whitney Houston, according to critics
  • Celebrate: Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day!
  • Exists: A treadmill made specifically for overweight dogs
  • Banned: Annoying hipster conversations, at a coffee house in San Francisco

 

Lunch Lady: Kimberly Diane

Lunch Leisure: OWWW (via)

Lunch List: The 33 Best Tumblr Pics From 1999

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Today on TDW Geek: Penelope Cruz pimps Mario

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  • Well Played: A man drove from Portland to Seattle to get his stolen bike back
  • Stuck: Julian Assange, in the Ecuadorian Embassy in the U.K., after Ecuador granted him political asylum
  • Super: Ikea is jumping into the hotel biz in Europe
  • Holy Schnikes: The average U.S. citizen reads a novel a day in email, signs, websites, etc.

Lunch Lady: Ashley Brooke

Lunch Leisure: Deepak Fights Robots (via)

Lunch List: 12 Personal Robots That Could Change Your Life

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