Today on TDW Geek: Holy mutant butterflies!
- Planned: A single commemorating Mitt Romney's roof-tied dog, by Devo
- On Pace: Congress, to be the least productive since 1948
- RIP: The homophobe who lit Honey Nut Cheerios on fire at General Mills HQ
- Divided: The world, over Miley Cyrus' shocking new 'do
- Official: Ron Howard will direct a documentary about Jay-Z's Made in America Festival
Lunch Lady: Megan Ann
Lunch List: 15 Animals Who Love Shark Week (above)