Today on The Daily What Geek: The first TV spot for the Total Recall reboot

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Compiled: The most notorious actor-director feuds in movie history
• Safe: A man who went skydiving without a parachute
• Signed: Zach Galifianakis, to star in the film adaptation of A Confederacy Of Dunces
• Unfortunate: Airlines may start charging $25 extra for window seats
• WTF: Dr. John Kellogg (of cereal fame) wanted to sew your foreskin with silver wire

Lunchtime Leisure: Frustrating Tiny Rooms Lunchtime List: 8 Sushi Rolls That Aren't Actually Sushi

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Today on The Daily What Geek: How to make Avengers cocktails

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Happy Birthday: Morrissey, who almost looks happy in this collection of pics
• Included: Amanda Knox, on Maxim's Hot 100
• Compiled: The Internet's reactions to Dan Harmon's firing from Community
• Released: Whitney Houston's final studio recording
• Adopted: Johnny Depp, by the Comanche Nation
• Testing: Facebook's latest update to timeline

Lunchtime Leisure: Housefly. Lunchtime List: 6 Reasons People Gave Up Their Super Bowl Rings

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Today on The Daily What Geek: When the MythBusters go bowling...

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Plunging: Facebook's stock, on day two of trading
• Over-hyped: Girl rapper Kitty Pryde, at least according to this writer
• Revealed: The ladies behind the infamous Nguyen yearbook quote
• Denied: Survivor's benefits, to children conceived and born via in vitro after their father's death, by the Supreme Court
• Scary: A third victim in Georgia is now fighting flesh-eating bacteria
• Luxurious: The Norwegian prison where every inmate gets a flat-screen and a private shower

Lunchtime Leisure: Balloon Lunchtime List: 5 Nazi Plans That Prove They Were Dumber Than You Think

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Today on The Daily What Geek: The first official trailer for Arrow

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Desperate: Jack White, to get into the Guinness Book of World Records
• Eaten Alive: A Georgia 20-something, who is losing limbs to a flesh-eating bacteria
• Adorbz: Kristen Wiig and Mick Jagger's SNL promos
• Horrifying: Six dead babies were actually for sale online
• Inside: Facebook's historic IPO
• Phony: Kegasus, the beer-loving mascot of the Preakness Stakes

Lunchtime Leisure: The Eyes Have It Lunchtime List: 10 Of The Weirdest Children's Book Authors Of All Time

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Today on The Daily What Geek: The first clip from Arrow, which premieres this fall

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Official: Saturday is MCA Day in NYC
• Memorialized: Maurice Sendak, by illustrators everywhere
• Backpedaling: Rep. Mike Coffman, after claiming Obama's not an American
• Suspended: The war-crimes trial for Ratko Mladic
• Compared: Wool, to Fifty Shades of Grey, after the film rights were snapped up today

Lunchtime Leisure: The Good Ship Higgs Boson Lunchtime List: The Strangest Source Material In Movie History

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Today on The Daily What Geek: NASA will begin training astronauts to land on an asteroid

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Spiked: The Beastie Boys' online listening, by 2,000 percent, in the wake of Adam Yauch's death
• Honored: Ellen DeGeneres, with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
• Investigated: What schoolkids really eat for lunch
• Freaky: New research shows there's a 29 percent chance you've sleepwalked
• Waning: Johnny Depp's star power in Hollywood
• Removed: Tim Pawlenty, from Mitt Romney's short list of VP candidates
• Endorsed: Gay marriage, by Jay-Z

Lunchtime Leisure: Break Entry (via) Lunchtime List: The 20 Greatest Coffee Table Books Of All Time

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Today on The Daily What Geek: An MIT grad student has invented a real-life Mario Kart

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Crazy: True Blood season 5, as evidenced by a new trailer
• Over: Ron Paul's campaign for the GOP nomination... sort of
• Scrambling: JPMorgan, after a $2 billion loss on a risky bet
• Fined: 117 Fort Lee, NJ, residents, under a new law that prohibits texting and walking
• Rebutted: The Obama camp's new campaign targeting Romney on the economy, by the GOP
• Lectured: The women of Barnard, by Obama, at their commencement today
• Screwed: People on the kidney transplant list, since many Americans are now too fat to donate
• Recognized: Same-sex marriages performed elsewhere, by the state of Rhode Island

Lunchtime Leisure: Live Forever! Lunchtime List: The 7 Most Awkward Mark Zuckerberg Moments

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