Syracuse University has blown right past baking soda and vinegar in pursuit of "creating a geomorphologically accurate lava field."
Well, it's safe to say that YOU BUILT A F*CKING VOLCANO.
Infographic of the Day: This may be a pretty common gripe, but that doesn't preclude it from being absolutely accurate. (Embiggen.)
Then again, I'll take magma over smegma any day.