Also: It's Rapture Day!

[kissmenoworgtfo.]

Holy Hell of the Day: Looking for a preview of tomorrow's Rapture theatrics? This advance trailer for the End Times thriller Rapture should hold you over until the real thing starts.

As for Rapture, sadly, this is all you'll get to see: The film it isn't scheduled to hit theaters until August.

[christiannightmares.]

Status Update of the Day: Obligatory.

[pleatedjeans.]

Morning Links:

• Oregon Trail co-creator Don Rawitsch is (presumably) doing a Reddit AMA.

• Planking on the job? That's a firin'.

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• Obama's Middle East Speech: Forgives $1 billion Egyptian debt; puts reform pressure on ME allies; endorses Palestinian demand for state

Morning Links:

• At this time of great economic peril, it's nice to know the government has its priorities straight. Namely, adult babies.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child goes viral on Facebook.

• In-N-Out v

ICWUDT of the Day: Prepare for the imminent arrival of The Raptor with the San Francisco Chronicle's end-of-the-world FAQ sheet:

Q: Will the Earth end on May 21?
A: No. The Earth will stick around for a few more months of "chaos and awful suffering" before being obliterated Oct. 21.

Good, 'cause there'll be hell to pay if I don't get to